Great Lakes Submarine Photo Validated

Children Flee from Mysterious Great Lakes Submarine

GRAND MARAIS, MICHIGAN – At a meeting of the Michigan Society of Speculative Science (MiSSS), Dr. Werner Unterseeboot of the Institute for Great Lakes Submarine Research announced that his advanced photographic analysis has confirmed the validity of the famous "Windy Beach Photo".

The photo was taken by an unidentified vacationer in the late summer of 2003 in the sleepy village of Leland on Lake Michigan and has been the subject of nearly unending controversy in scientific circles since it came the attention of the scientific community last year.

Appearing fiercely triumphant as he read from a prepared statement, Dr. Unterseeboot (himself the subject of much ridicule) declared "With this photo, my years of research are validated. Without question, we can say what everyone with eyes in their head has known all along: there is an active submarine presence in the Great Lakes. While I am not ready at this time to say who might be operating these vessels, it can no longer be questioned that they are in the Lakes".

The 87-year-old maverick researcher refused an interview, but an employee of the Institute speaking on conditions of anonymity related that the Institute has "literally thousands of photos of submarines from all over the Great Lakes" that will be released as they are validated to a special web site set up by the IGLSR.

More April Foolery 

5 thoughts on “Great Lakes Submarine Photo Validated

  1. biodegradabledreams says:

    Really enjoy your site, hope you don’t mind if I link to it. Where did you get the photo? I was reading your, “I, Google” post below. Very reminiscent of a great “Onion” article wherein cockroaches submitted an article written from an exterminators narrative. I, roach… Keep up the great site.

  2. farlane says:

    Link away. I got it from Dr. Werner Unterseeboot of the Institute for Great Lakes Submarine Research.

    btw, "I Google" is an excerpt from the hysterical Robot Exclusion Protocol by Paul Ford.

  3. Neil says:

    I don’t believe those two kids are real either.

  4. Qwerty Maniac says:

    heh, if I were them (kids) I would go towards the sub 😛 *curious* Nice fooling 🙂

  5. Great one.. Nice foolery man!!

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